An accountant leaves a letter
An accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening. It reads:
"Dear Wife. This week I turned 54. I am going away for the weekend. I will be staying at the Hilton with my gorgeous, sexy, 18-year-old secretary."
When he arrives at the hotel there is a letter waiting for him. It is from his wife. It reads:
"Dear Husband. I too am 54. I too am going away for the weekend. I will be staying at the Sheraton with my handsome and virile 18-year-old toy boy. You're an accountant. You'll appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
