A man and his wife are out on the golf course
A man and his wife are out on the golf course. Whilst the Wife is scoring pretty reasonably, her partner just can't seem to get in gear today.After 6 holes, he turns to his wife and says "Honey, I have a confession to make- years ago, before we were married, I had an affair, I thought I'd rather say now, than carry on with the burden on my shoulders"
His wife smiles, and says "That's okay, I understand your pain, it was long ago, and I'm glad I'm still with you. Now let's carry on this round!"
The man plays a lot better, whilst his wife suffers in form, and is lagging behind on the final holes.
As she lines up for the 18th, she too stops, and says "Okay, I have a confession too... years ago, long before we were married... I was a man... I had a sex change".
The man is apopletic with rage.
"YOU LYING, DEVIOUS, DECEITFUL BITCH... ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING OF THE LADIES TEES?!"
