How sex can burn off calories
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- Category: Dirty Jokes
- Written by Gi
How sex can burn off calories:
Taking off the clothes -
With her agreement........................12 cal
Without her agreement.................166 cal
Taking off the bra -
With both hands..............................8 cal
With one hand.................................11 cal
With one hand, being slapped...53 cal
With the mouth................................91 cal
Putting on the condom -
With erection....................................6 cal
Without erection............................335 cal
Preliminaries -
Trying to find the clitoris.............14 cal
Trying to find the G-spot............107 cal
Without giving a damn.................0 cal
Positions -
Missonary.......................................13 cal
Doggie style...................................19 cal
69 lying down................................20 cal
69 standing up..............................137 cal
hostess trolley...............................223 cal
Italian chandelier..........................934 cal
Having an orgasm -
Real..................................................115 cal
Fake..................................................404 cal
Getting a second errection -
Between 16 and 19 years of age....14 cal
From 20 - 29.........................................36 cal
From 30 - 39.........................................97 cal
From 40 - 49.........................................376 cal
From 50 -59..........................................919 cal
60+..........................................................3623 cal
Putting the clothes back on -
Queitly............................................................4 cal
Quickly............................................................99 cal
With her husband opening the door...5190 cal
