A woman sits in a bar and notices a guy eyeing her up
A woman sits in a bar and notices a guy eyeing her up, she asks the waiter to hand him a note. The note said if you have 1 million pounds in your bank account, a ferrari in your garage and 7 inches in your pants, come join me.
Shortly after the gentleman gets up and leaves, the woman asks the barman did he get the note, yes he replied and asked me to give you this note
I have 2 million pounds in my bank, 2 ferraris in my garage, but not even someone as hot as you can get me to chop 2 inches off my penis
