The Microsoft Wife
A woman had been married four times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian
and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke
out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer and
he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how
good it was going to be."
"The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit
on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30
minutes."
