One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at in a country lane
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at in a country lane. Shining his torch in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat, glancing at his watch, and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.
"Excuse me, son," said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"
"I'm eighteen, sir, and," (checking his watch another time), "in ten more minutes, she'll be sixteen!"
