A phone rang in a locker room and a man answered it
A phone rang in a locker room and a man answered it. Everyone around could hear a woman's voice loud and clear:
"Darling, I need to talk to you," she said.
"Erm.. actually I..."
"I knew it! You never have time to talk and I'm sick of it!" the woman yelled.
"No, you've got it wrong," said the man.
"Look," screamed the woman, "either you come and talk to me right now or I'm going to fulfil my needs elsewhere. So what are you going to do?"
"You know what?" shouted the man. "Have your affair. Do whatever the fuck you want, you whore," and hung up.
The man then turned around to the rest of the locker room, who were all staring, and said, "Does anyone know who's phone this is?"
