I had an overnight stay at Toddington Services when my car broke down
I had an overnight stay at Toddington Services when my car broke down.
I met a woman in the hotel lobby....we chatted, we drank a few beers and then went to my room, booking in as 'Mr & Mrs. Smith'., and shagged all night long.
The next morning I got a shock when I went to pay the bill.
"£2,000 fucking quid?", I exclaimed, "I've only been here for one night!"
"Yes", replied the receptionist, " but your wife has been here for two weeks...."
