- Category: Adult jokes
- Written by Gi
I got home on Sunday night, having spent 4 nights with some cheap whore I picked up in a bar.
We'd partied all night and screwed all day....the best 4 days of my life...wonderful.
The wife was furious, as I'd spunked all my wages for the month.
When she finally stopped her nagging, she asked me,"How would YOU like it if you didn't see ME for 4 days?"
Pissed off with her demeanour, I replied,"That suits me fine!"
I didn't see her on Monday.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed...not a glimpse of her.
On Thursday, the swelling had gone down enough for me to see her out of the corner of my right eye....