When Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker
When Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was well After Eight. She was from Quality Street, but he was a Fisherman's Friend. Still, you can never be sure with Pic n Mix and they got on so well they went to a Yorkie Bar for Celebrations where he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, she said, I'm the one with the hole.' 'Oh, well I'm MnM, the one with the nuts' he said, touching her Milky Way. They then checked into a hotel, and went straight to their room where Mr Cadbury turned out the light and suggested having some Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg and fondled her Flap Jacks before getting out his Curly Wurly and TicTacs. As Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he hadn't sampled Fudge before. It was a real Magic Moment and she let out a scream of Turkish Delight, although when he pulled out his fun size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing so he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he had handed out Allsorts!
