A married man goes out to the pub and gets horribly drunk
A married man goes out to the pub and gets horribly drunk. He insists on taking his friend home so he can show off his posh house. They arrive at the drunk's house and when they pass through the hall, the drunk says, "Shee that chandelir, thash mine!" They progress through the house.... "Shee that big colour tel'vision shet, thash mine." Then upstairs..... "Shee that king-shise double bed, thash mine." "Shee that lovely woman naked in bed, thash my wife." "Shee that feller lyin' on top of her... thash me."
