Newly wed couple
This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
Husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
Wife: i'm flat chested.
Husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
Husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
Wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
Husband: im "weighed like a baby".
Wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
Wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!
Husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
